8 year old boy: 8yo
6 year old girl: 6yo
2 year old boy: 2yo
(2 year old has a habit of not swallowing food if he thinks its gross, it'll just sit in his mouth forever)
me: i'm going to count to 3 and you better swallow your food. 1-
2yo: 2
2yo: baby text
me: text?
2yo: yeah
me: text who?
2yo: mommy
me: and say what?
2yo: uh.. 2
*2 year old gives me a hug then rubs his face on my shoulder*
me: did you just wipe your nose on me?
2yo: yup. see?
*driving to palm springs*
6yo: i just saw a camel!
their mom: hold on, what?
6yo: yeah, literally!
*talking about snapchat*
8yo: can we send one to bryan?
me: no, he doesn't have a phone
8yo: no phone? that's just cray cray!
2yo: where mommy go?
me: out to dinner with daddy
2yo: ...doughnut
*walks into my bedroom*
2yo: uh oh, mimi make mess
me: yeah, i made a mess. will you clean it up for me?
2yo: yeah, *proceeds to pick up my clothes and throw them into my closet*
me: come wash your hands for lunch
2yo: *playing with trains* one minute
me: no, right now
2yo: i'm busy!
me: why are you such a messy eater?
6yo: it's just how some people are
me: *gives her 'the look'*
6yo: it's not me, it's my body
me: you control your body
6yo: it's my mouth
me: ...
6yo: it's God controlling me
6yo: am i cute?
me: ...yes
6yo: i don't think so but, if you say so.
6yo: i bought it with my own money
me: oh yeah?
6yo: yeah, but i never paid back my aunt
*eating breakfast in silence*
2yo: i want to see a picture of a yak
6yo: does my husband have a phone?
me: your husband?
6yo: yeah, your brother
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