kid quotes

key:
LB- little boy
LG- little girl
BB- baby boy

(washing hands)
LG: one day i will go to college and this is really warm

me: baby, you stink
BB: no, mimi stink

LG: this thing is heavier than a five pound moose!

LG: i can put my elbow in my ear
me: really?
LG: well, your elbow in my ear

me (to LB): you have a really good voice bud
LB: thanks, i wish i was a better dancer
me: me too, i'm a horrible dancer
LG: i'm great

(after opening a new pack of crayons)
LG: these are only for me, right?
me: i think they're for everyone
LG: but not for baby, he breaks them
me: i think you break more than he does
LG: on accident! he thinks it's an activity

me: bye baby
BB (frantically): no! mi! mi! mi!
 me: what?
BB: hi

LG: mia, where's the lid
me: i'm not telling you. it's in plain sight
LG: what's in plain sight?

me (to LG): you are driving me crazy
LG: cray cray

LG: there's braille, in case you go blind for a sec

LG: can we put it in the sun to dry?
me: there is no sun
LG: maybe we can put a lantern over it

i hope you enjoyed these as much as i did. look out for part two sometime in the future.

happy weekend!