kid quotes part 2

key:
lb- little boy
lg- little girl
bb- baby boy

(talking about michael jordan)
lb: he got cut from the team, but he played on his jv team
lg: jay z?!

bb: (yelling at me)
me: wow, hello bossy
bb: hi mimi

lb:what do you think
me: i have no idea
lg: i have 10 ideas

lb: unicorns aren't real
lg: yes they are. i've seen one fly over the rainbow

(talking about wicked)
lg: do you know how elphaba flew?
me: probably strings like the monkeys
lg: they said no
me: maybe she really flew
lg: mia, you KNOW that's not true! you're too old to believe in that.

lg:can we sing dancing through life?
me: we just barely got finished singing that
lg: i know, again
me: not right now
lg: please! i'll pay you
me: no
lg: i'll give you $100
me: no
lg: i'll give you a quarter

lg: if there's a book i like, can i keep it?
me: where?
lg: like, if i find one at the park

me: let's change your bum!
bb: (runs into closet) no! hide!

anytime bb calls 'yougurt' 'logurt'

me: i have a song stuck in my head so we're gonna listen to it
lg: why'd you say that annoyily?

me: where are we going next week?
bb: mecico (mexico.. in case you couldn't figure that out)
me: what're we gonna do there?
bb: eat

you can find kid quotes part 1 HERE