kid quotes part 3

lb: little boy (8 yrs)
lg: little girl (6 yrs)
bb: baby boy (2 yrs)

(talking about evolution)
lg: do you believe it?
me: i don't know
lg: i do, things can change very fast, like a tree to a post. (turns to baby boy) baby, you used to be a monkey!

lg: if i found a whole bucket of gold, would you let me keep it?

lg: i know what sorry means
me: what?
lg: i'll TRY not to do it again
me: no, it means you WON'T do it again
lg: fine, i'll never say sorry again cause i can't promise that

*lg picks up bb and he screams*
me: put him down
lg: *looks at me seriously* i just feel like picking something heavy up, like the world *proceeds to try and pick up a park bench*

(looking at instagram and explaining what "liking" something means, looking at a picture i just posted)
lg: can i like it?
me: no
lg: but i'm not you
me: but it's still on my profile and it would make it look like i liked my own picture, of course i like it or else i wouldn't have posted it
lg: *giggles* you're cute

me: someone's a little sassy pants
bb: mimi passypants
me: *giggles*
bb: time out mimi

(eating eggs)
bb: no, hate meat
me: there is no meat
bb: uh huh. okay, yeah

(about 2 minutes later)
bb: hate eggs!
me: no you don't
bb: time out mimi!

(wearing knee pads)
lg: punch me as hard as you can in the knees

lg: am i a good yosayer?
me: i don't know what that means
lg: am i good at saying yo?

lg (to bb): want me to tie this around your wrist?
bb: yeah
lg: okay, give me your wrist. your wrist, yo!

(looking at an animal book)
bb: what the heck?! what the heck?!
me: *while trying not to laugh hysterically* where did you hear that?
bb: mimi

lg: i stepped in poo
me: no you didn't
lg: do mosquitoes poo?
me: i'm sure they do
lg: i stepped in mosquito poo