"every girl is expected to have caucasian, full spanish lips,
a classic button nose, hairless asian skin with a california tan, a
jamaican dance hall butt, long swedish legs,
small japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine
yer old boy, and the arms of michelle obama. the only person close to actually
achieving this look is kim kardashian,
who, as we know, was made by russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
everyone else is struggling."
-tina fey
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