kid quotes p5

9 year old boy: 9yo
6 year old girl: 6yo
2 year old boy: 2yo

2yo: mia, what is that bag?
me: it's just a bag
2yo: no, what IS it?
me: it's just a bag, bud
2yo: no really. really, what is it?

(playing in a little playhouse)
2yo: clock mimi
me: yeah, what time is it?
2yo: uhh, o'teen thirteen

(just me and 2yo watching planet earth while eating dinner)
me: i need you to focus on eating your food
2yo: mimi, i'm trying to watch nature

(on a bus)
6yo: what does the wheelchair sign mean?
me: that if someone in a wheelchair gets on and you're sitting in that seat, you have to move to the back
6yo: like back in the day when black people had to go to the back

kids dad to 2yo: where did your blue eyes come from?
2yo: uh, utah

6yo: do bees drop wax in your ear?

6yo: how is san francisco like los angeles?
me: it's just a big, well known city. probably not quite as big as los angeles
6yo: oh, so its more like l.a.

2yo: mimi, how do you spell 'i'?

2yo: mimi, cuddle my feet

6yo: who named pizza? and who invented it? do you think God named it? or the person who invented it?

(pulling out jeans for 6yo to wear on a playdate with a (boy) friend she hasn't seen in a year)
6yo: MIA. i can't wear pants! i'm seeing A BOY! i need to be fancy! this is like you seeing bryan! do you want to look fancy for bryan?

(going on a walk, a motorcycle passes)
me: do you like motorcycles?
2yo: yeah
me: are you gonna get one one day?
2yo: yeah. and you?
me: i'm getting a motorcycle?
2yo: and we'll ride them
me: together?
2yo: yeah, and race them. we'll do that one day

(listening to we are you)
2yo: mi, we are young. i'm young
me: yup, am i young? or old?
2yo: old. hi old mimi

2yo: where's mommy?
me: running errands
2yo: no. walking errands

2yo: you're the lizard, i'm the owner

my 2 year old says "f'" as "s" so basically anytime he says a word with the letter 'f'' that itself could be a quote (fork/sork, friend/ siend, phone/sone....etc.)

love my kiddos!



the first 3 kid quotes can be found HERE, HERE and HERE