kid quotes p6

9 year old boy: 9yo
6 year old girl: 6yo
2 year old boy: 2yo

me: can you please stop growing?
2yo: no, i want to grow up big so i can have gum

2yo: it smells like doom

6yo: mia sometimes i wonder, i wonder indeed, what it's like to be you or me or a bird. will we ever know?

me: don't do that!
2yo: okay silly mia!

*brings me a baby doll*
me: aw! what's her name?
2yo: isaac
me: is it a boy or a girl?
2yo: uh.. b-.. g-.. uh, nothing. just isaac

*talking about kids' cooking class*
6yo: today we went to.. ugh. what's it called? the japanese live there... oh! japan!

me: why are you having such a hard time listening today?
6yo: i used up all my listening at school

9yo: our great grandma was 98 when she died
me: really?
9yo: yeah. well.. we think. she would never tell us. and she burned her birth certificate.

2yo: mi, let me tell you something really sad
me: okay, tell me
2yo: i... stoled a gummy
me: you stole a gummy? from where?
2yo: from a box
me: that's so sad
2yo: yeah, i told you

2yo: grown ups don't go to birthday parties!
me: they don't?
2yo: no!
me: then where do grown ups go?
2yo: to work
me: *giggles*
2yo: i'm serious

6yo: tell bryan about us
me: i do. all the time
6yo: even the bad stuff?
me: there isn't bad stuff
6yo: so basically we're perfect

me: what's 500-220? 260?
9yo: really mia. it's 280
me: i don't have a math brain. never have, never will
9yo: yeah, you only have a celebrity brain
me: what does that even mean?
9yo: you only know everything about celebrities

*2yo doing something he's not supposed to*
me: no! don't do that!
2yo: FINE! then i will go to the grocery store to buy shoes by MYSELF in daddy's car.
me: okay, bye
2yo: okay. see you later



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